Beard + Still Sleeps in a Crib = Baby Dude (Beard Optional)

The Baby Dude

The only bottles this Baby’s pounding is Ice Cold Brew Dogs. After that its off to “nighty night” in his crib. Yup, we said it, the Baby Dude sleeps in a CRIB! Though we’re still debating whether or not sleeping in a crib into your 20′s (let alone after your 5th Birthday) is Dude-worthy, The Baby Dude gets some props on Dudemandude.net. (for now) After an eventful DDO, Baby Dude will often retire to his pastel colored room(complete with Full size Rainbow and Unicorn wall mural), climb over the child proof gate, bang his head on his beer bottle mobile, grab the nearest blanky and pass out. Coo’ing later ensues.

For now, the Baby Dude is worthy of a Dudemandude.net Types of Dudes! Check out the poll underneath this article and let us know if the Baby Dude is Dude-worthy.

Baby Dude's Battle Cry