1. Thou shalt Dude at all times.

2. A Dude is always loyal and respectful to his fellow Dudes.

3. At least 3 dudes must be assembled in one location libating and duding excessively for it to be considered a DDO.

4. Thou shalt always accept a challenge in drinking games.

5. Thou shalt Dude hard, and often. 

6. After a dude binge, dudes must reminisce together on the heinous acts of horrendousness that occured.

7. Thou shalt never draw on another Dude’s face after that Dude has Duded to his full capacity and is asleep.

8. Thou shalt never impede another Dude from enjoying libations and/or fornications.

9. Thou shalt not let a fellow Dude fall victim to legal forces whilst dudeing.

10. Thou shalt never decline a DDO offer. Ever.